Mick and Ed’s Grand Classification of Rock Bassists
Steve Harris isn't God -- but he is God-like
Undeniably Great
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Bassist |
Band(s) |
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Metallica |
As James Hetfield once said, Cliff taught us all to headbang. |
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Les Claypool |
Primus |
Do you remember the first time you heard "Frizzle Fry"? Did you know that a bass could be played like that? |
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Steve Harris |
Iron Maiden |
He wrote all the songs. And he never used a pick. Wow. |
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Geddy Lee |
Rush |
How many Rickenbacker basses were sold because of Geddy? |
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Tony Levin |
King Crimson, others |
Bald. Moustached. Sticks taped to his fingers. Legs spread wide. What would you give up to have him play on your album? |
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Paul McCartney |
Beatles |
Invented the sport. Try this at home: put on any Beatles song and try to change one bass note. Can’t be done. Paul is perfect everytime. |
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Across the River / Kyuss / Unida |
Great bassist. Great look. Crazy, gonzo playing with no pick and no shoes. Virtuoso ability but without the ego. Lives in the desert, wife runs a pet store. The next Cliff Burton? |
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Chris Squire |
Yes |
Prog Rock with a big, chugging lead bass. Life doesn’t get better than this. |
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Mike Watt |
Minutemen / fIREHOSE / dos |
I grew up seeing the Minutemen and fIREHOSE so many times that I took Mike’s greatness for granted. You gotta love a guy who is that dedicated to ‘The Red and the Black". |
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Rob Wright |
No Means No |
Sure, it sounds easy, but you try it. |
Arguably Great
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Bassist |
Band(s) |
Notes |
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If a bassist were judged entirely on the number of memorable, hum-able bass-lines, Eric would win hands down. |
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Black Sabbath |
I dunno, dude. Y’know, Sabbath. |
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Check out "Nothing Face." You gotta love a guy who quits a band at the height of their success. |
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Adam Clayton |
U2 |
Take any U2 song, take away the guitar track, and you still have a complete song. That’s Adam. |
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Chuck Dukowski |
Black Flag / SWA |
Chuck’s bass playing never comes out on his records, which are always so badly recorded as to be un-listenable. But see him live, or better yet, see him practice, and it all makes sense. |
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Peter Hook |
Joy Division / New Order |
Invented the linear bass-line and created a movement. |
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Dale Flattum |
Steel Pole Bathtub |
I saw him once with a cassette player duct-taped to his bass. Insane. |
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Lemmy |
Motorhead |
Possibly the scariest bassist in Rock. Thundering. Ugly. Mean. |
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Andrew Weiss |
Rollins Band |
The biggest mistake Henry Rollins ever made was pissing off Andrew Weiss. |
Noteworthy
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Bassist |
Band(s) |
Notes |
| Imagine the monk character from a Final Fantasy game as a bass player. Dexterous, musical, a master of all styles. Baba knocks Adam 'MCA' Yauch off this list. | ||
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Clint Conley |
Everything about this band was great, and as the Sage points out, "There is no great band without a great bassist, but a great bassist does not assure a great band".* |
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Chris Bauermeister |
Check out the song ‘Parabola’ from "Bivouac" |
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Keith Brammer |
If Die Kreuzen had a tendency to lapse into un-intelligible sludge, it certainly wasn’t Keith Brammer’s fault. |
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Grant Brand |
Grant gets big points for putting up with Nick Blinko, and for saving "Cacophony". |
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Mick Brown |
Fun, melodic, solid. A personal favorite. |
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Bruce Foxton |
The Jam |
The album "Setting Sons" is one of the great rock bass performances ever. |
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Steve Hanley |
The Fall had two sounds: Mark E. Smith’s voice and Steve Hanley’s bass. If Smith was the band’s heart and soul, Hanley was the music. |
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Greg Lake |
King Crimson / ELP |
Yet another King Crimson bassist. He sings, he plays guitar and bass and he puts up with Keith Emerson. |
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Masuda |
Ruins |
Not really a bass player. He plays a six-string Steinberger bass just because he likes thick strings. Amazing, though. |
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Roy Miyake |
For attitude if not ability. Roy was shy and unassuming lad until transformed the bass. He idolizes Lemmy and plays bass like a pro-wrestler. No one plays the bass with the reckless abandon of Roy 'I'm so fleisted!' Miyake. |
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| Paul Simonon | The Clash | Great look. Best reggae bassist on this list. |
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Robert Smith / Simon Gallup |
The combination of Smith’s Bass VI and Gallup’s regular bass make The Cure one of the most enjoyable bass bands ever. |
On other peoples' lists:
John Entwhistle
Flea
Stu Hamm
Noel Redding
Billy Sheehan
Sting
John Wetton
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and for the last time -- Jaco Pastorius is NOT a Rock Bassist
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